CSA Off the Page: Gloria, Jean, and the Sexy Ghost Show  

Presented by 2025/2026
April 20, 2026

Pay What You Can: either $10, $15, $20, $30, or $50

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Apr 20

Introducing CSA: Off the Page

CSA: Off the Page shines a light on the powerful voices just beyond our CSA mainstage. This three-part reading series showcases the work of runner-up artists whose stories, scripts, and ideas embody the same bold creativity at the heart of the Community Supported Art Performance Series. Join us to experience fresh perspectives, works-in-progress, and the exciting artistry that’s shaping the future of Pittsburgh’s performance scene.

Gloria, Jean, and the Sexy Ghost Show by Matt Henderson

It’s the near future, and a nasty virus has shut everything down. Gloria and Jean have no life whatsoever and never leave the house. In a world plagued by isolation, these two middle-aged women living on opposite ends of the country embark on a forbidden romantic journey – constant watch parties bingeing a CW TV show about sexy teen ghosts in love. The farther in they go, season after season, an unsettling question emerges more and more clearly – what does it take to get off the couch?

Parking Information

Parking is free for most Weekend and Evening performances in the AHN Garage across the street from the theater. For more information, click below.

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Get tickets to see the remaining 2 fantastic main stage shows in addition to the 2 upcoming CSA: Off the Page reading series events.

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Accessibility Accommodations

Wheel Chair Accessible

For more information please contact Nathan at 412-320-4610 x10 or nathan@newhazletttheater.org.

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